The Truth is Ours To DecideOUTFOXED NEWS PRESS RELEASE
OUTFOXED Broadcasting announced a dramatic new soap debuting September 1st-
pronouncing it, ", Astonishing, Riveting and Horrifying".
Describing it. a cross between horror and comedy genre-OUTFOXED claims "As the Dung Flies" will outshine, "Unwed With Children" by setting record low standards for human behaviors.
Starring, Sarah "Sex Symbol" Paltry, the woman who believes she has it all -and her ability to cash in on her lack of it,
Jock EnSin, son of a rich tycoon, struggling with religious and sexual fervor, sidetracked and tormented by lust,
Rick "the Yearner", seeking his true soul mate at any cost-
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Guest star, "George "Underachiever Extraordinaire", Bust, rounding out the cast portraying a delusional dreamer, yearning for fame, constantly misled, sadly unable to accept his limitations.
The Premiere of "As the Dung Flies", held at an abandoned Crawford, Texas ranch, once famous for it's clandestine meetings of a powerful group seeking world dominance was overrun by OUTFOXED Network Paparazzi.
Exclusively, OUTFOXED Network had the scoop!
Other news media sources excluded from the premiere were warned-any media infiltration would be suppressed by a volunteer security force, comprised of the famous spiritual organization, Robertsonian's Renegades".
"I feel my character, as this big Texas ranch, which can be seen worldwide from space, will be able to be zoomed right in, and I can make a difference. I hope this show , as it is going to be breaking this very ground, I can show, make a difference, ya know, because I have it all.
I just know I am ready and I won't blink", stated Sarah Paltry.
Sarah was dressed in red high heels and running shorts created by Uma Ungurra .
Jock EnSin, to to his character, remained on his knees in prayer, lusting after Sarah's red heels. "I am proud to be a part of this great nation, um, er, cast", he corrected. "I am praying for the success of the entire "red stilettos", uh, sorry, cast and will do my utmost to contribute." "Fortunately, I have the support of my loving parents, always willing to assist me when needed, during times of great temptation. I want to give a shout out to the boys in the prayer house-I know you are watching my back"
Rick, looking soulfully lost, interviewed by Ratched Limburger, explained his character was misunderstood by his wife, played by Arsenic Coldshoulder.
I believe my character's search for true love is real and lasting, he searches the world for his one true love, meeting many women, as his quest for a "real and honest relationship" is derided by his wife"
"People will relate to me!", he exclaimed.
Guest star, Underachiever Extraordinaire, er, George, exclaimed,
"You know, sometimes when I sleep at night, I think of "Hop on Pop",
when asked to elaborate, George spoke metaphorically,
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.
OUTFOXED predicted millions will tune in next Thursday, September 1, at 8:00 pm to watch this all star cast shine in this new genere of horror/comedy .
