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Saturday, September 13, 2014

My a** isn't the only thing toilet paper companies screw with...

The toilet paper isle in the grocery store is for Mensa  club members only.
Have you noticed how the pricing totally screws with your mind? Today I know I looked like a crazy old lady standing in the isle laughing. 
The toilet paper companies have a new tactic!
Double double rolls! Triple rolls! 12 rolls actually 24 single rolls!
6 double rolls-actually 24 rolls!
Then there is the cheap toilet paper-4 single rolls for 88 cents. On sale?? 6 double rolls for 5.99!
Trying to figure out the actually price per roll is a freakin joke..
After a few years of trying to figure out the best buy I said, "Oh just screw it, buy the cheap four single rolls, or go to Costco and buy the hundred roll pack. If it lasts for six months its a good deal.

My maniacal laughter today was justified. As I perused the packages on my usual fruitless endeavor to figure out what the ****!! I noticed a new marketing ploy.
Huge packages of "single rolls"
I swear those rolls were about two inches thin and might last for five butt wipes. The packages had 12 rolls! What a deal!
I'm not sure those "single rolls" were exactly that size when previously sold. 
More ways to mess with your mind and your a**.

Go to the toilet paper isle. Prepare for a mind game. I challenge anyone to figure out the roll price and tell me the best deal?
Until then I'm sticking with the 88 cent, four roll package.
Those toilet paper execs are up in those tall building laughing their asses off messing with our backsides. What a fun job.

PS During the depression we used newspaper. I'm thinking about it.