Overrated? Overinflated? Overdone...I say take it to the trash....

1. Politicians...We need to import some aliens. Our system sucks. Bring on those intergalactic warriors with the death star-let's start over. Take 'em to the trash!

2. Gasoline ..Don't tell me after all these years of sucking petro from the bowels of the earth we can't invent an efficient source of energy- take those oil barons to the trash...

3. Media What a bunch of cowards... What is the truth? All I can say is what great entertainment-spin! Take 'em to the trash!

4. Banks, utility companies, grocery stores, credit card companies, cable and Internet, health insurance,telephone and those ugly oil barons-every time they tell me they have to increase prices and gouge me I want a salary increase! Private enterprise my ass! The only thing private going on here is the huge salaries corporate officers get while we get sucked by the bone marrow for that extra dollar.
Next time you want to increase prices write a letter to my employer and tell them how much they owe-cause they sure aren't giving it to me in the form of commensurate pay..

5. Government Services that WE pay for and treat us like dogs...e.g. DMV, Courts, IRS, Vets Facilities, you get my drift...we pay our money for public services which require us to stand in lines for hours to talk to rude, uneducated people so they can find thousands of creative ways to say no and make us locate one more bit of information which wouldn't make a bit of difference half the time-it's called bureaucracy and it belongs to us-remember-we pay for it??
While I'm on the subject let's talk about that "booklet" the IRS sends you to figure your taxes..hahahahahhaha- if it wasn't so ominous looking I would think it was the rules for one of those sweepstakes no one ever wins..gee..maybe it is!
You need a PhD to read it and follow the instructions-I say fire 'em! We paid to hire them and they are doing a shit job-if you want my money make it reasonable for me to pay it...take em to the trash!

6. Any company you have to pay for that gives you a window of 4 or more hours to get something done. When you have to take a day off work to have something done that you are paying for they should be at your door at the crack of dawn or the middle of the night if they want your business,,this garbage of waiting all day to pay your money for a service that the business seems to think they can do at their leisure is garbage. If we had more choices, we could take them all to the trash and they might treat us and our money with a little more respect.
Take these suckers to the trash!
Enough Pissed Off Old Lady for one day..

The Broken Hearted Man

Men get a bad rap with women today. The years have not treated them kindly. As women's roles have changed over the years and they have become self sufficient and often work just as many if not more hours women have come to expect men to be more than human.

Women keep little emotional account books inside their heads. They tabulate what they considered the emotionally deficit sins of omission and keep them in columns, adding and subtracting to what they consider men's behaviors will make the quota.
Of course , men have been complaining for the last twenty years (or maybe forever) they don't know what the mean is so how can they follow the rules and make sure they are getting more credits on that page than deficits?

If ever the time comes where the deficits in red are alarming the woman dumps him with a vague or even worse specific catalogue of faults, stunning the guy into a humble, emotionally crumble, wondering how they never saw such awful qualities in themselves.

Has that ever happened to you? It must feel a little blindsiding. Lucky for us men are willing to jump back in after a time with the hope that somewhere out in the world is a woman who will click with them, warts and all.

Men do something I consider very healthy when it comes to relationships. They are part of one, not the whole thing. Most men have other interests, activities and can spend time alone without fearing a loss of validation. They can travel, hang out, go have a drink, watch TV, work out and even go to the bathroom by themselves.

Women on the other hand , or very few, would consider going out to eat alone, seeing a movie on their own or taking a trip to some unknown land without taking a friend or going in a group.

I really admire men who can get on a plane and go snorkeling in Grand Cayman without taking their buddies or having to have a body with them at all times.

The old Venus and Mars is just another excuse for women to be less independent. If most of the disagreements in a relationship are about that accounting page of emotional deficits I say a woman has way too much time on her hands and needs to grow up.

It's a big life out there. Open up that accounting book to include lots of people and not expect one person to keep those columns running.

Women need to take a page out of man's book. Make sure you have a life before you start dismantling his. His is probably healthier.