At a private company I asked to use the restroom.
Led to a nice private staff restroom(more like your bathroom at home) I noticed changes
Oh, how standards have lowered!
No toilet seat covers! You know, those paper, flushable covers every woman demanded, lest she sit her backside on a toilet seat crawling with germs-omg! deadly germs someone may have left behind!
No more! I remember before these little paper hoops appeared, I would walk into a stall and behold! The circle of toilet paper to protect the precious tush!!
I don't even see those rings anymore-women must be squatting a lot or just plopping onto the seats.
Next I noticed-no more bacterial hand soaps! Just standard get it at the warehouse soap in a container! Dryers? Nah
Those little towel holders which come out in a roll? Uh uh-just plain old brown paper towels from Sam's Club or some other wholesale outlet.
Amazing how society lowers standards to save money!
Bottled water? Drinking fountain is over there..
Private hand sanitizer wipes? Bring them yourself.
I guess we will just have to share germs -until we can afford our group neurosis once again!
