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Monday, July 16, 2007

Oh Gawd What I'd give to be organized....




Do either of these look familiar to you? Oh what I'd give to know the bliss of neatness! Organization is like a foreign language to some of us. What to throw out? Oh, what to discard? Last night as I went through my purse, I piled the "keepers" on one side of the counter and the "maybe throw it out stuff" next to it.

Sad to say, aside from the bank cards, the lipstick tube and the change, both piles looked pretty much the same...

Scraps of papers with phone numbers, bill receipts, wilted band aids, a few pens that might work, moisturizer in a little tube, more scraps of paper with phone numbers and names of people I can't remember but better to hang onto-what a sad little display of my inner disorganized brain.

Even scarier? People who are too neat frighten me. If the wallet keeps the skeletal remains of a man's life and looking into that chasm of organized neatness tells me -here is a real possibility of minimal emotional response.

Meaning, if the man's wallet is so neat as to leave little to tell me about his life-it may be that is all there is to him-ditto for a woman.

Yes, I am organizationally challenged-but only where others can't see it.

I still know what appropriate behavior is called for to impress the sane and the organized.

Sigh. It's just never going to me...

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Who's Culture is this anyway?????

I am so over Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie and Brittany Spears.

I would ignore them -yes-I would-if the MEDIA didn't repeatedly inundate my newspapers, radio waves and TV with such drivel.

Not even a gentle spoon feeding occurs here-they way the media crams this at us it feels like a onslaught-full fledged enema only we have no way to expel it and I am starting to get a little PISSED OFF.

Unfortunately even the good things get fed via enema to us-
Yes, it is exciting to wait for the last Harry Potter Book-yes-it is fun to contemplate the closing of a phenomenal set of tales. But every frickin day? Five times a day-how many ways can you say it, for crying out loud??

Yeah, we know Bush is a screw up. We know Cheney is a bizarre little man-something out of a Rod Serling story-and we also know that the Republican Right Wing Christian Conservatives are a bunch of moralistic hypocrites that have more than likely steamier sex lives than any of us boring liberals will have-being in the hooker directory and all-

Okay. Enough. Quit trying to give me another enema. I read it. I know it. Now just get them out of there so we can get on with business.

If there is one thing we Americans like to do-more than just about anything else in our culture-it is drool, savor, boast, brag, snit, judge, tut tut, point fingers and prolong any agony we might come across.

Can't we just move on?? Take action, for crying out loud. Do something and move on.

I'll bet those Salem Witch Hunt trials and burnings had more exposure than OJ Simpson on his , "if the glove doesn't fit you must acquit" day.
No wonder McCarthy had so much power during his communist witch hunt-no one wanted to give up the lust for blood factor.

What a barbaric culture we are.

If the media reflects our culture we are in some sad shape-friends-prepare for many enemas ...

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Following George Bush logic

Need I say more??????

Sunday, July 08, 2007

117 degrees-a small taste of hell...

Las Vegas Police officers get pissed off, when they do, throwing the victim on the pavement in 117 degree weather leaves some nasty burns. Some people complain of this kind of treatment here in Las Vegas, land of greed, corruption and vice. Too bad, according to the law, you asked for it.

117 degrees shreds your windshield wipers into tatters. Of course, when it rains in Vegas(about five times per year) turning them on is quite an entertaining sight, watching all those shredded spikes of rubber ineffectively moving across the windshield.

117 degrees will dry out your belts, melt asphalt, wear tires into strange contortions and burn your armpits trying to put a seat belt over the body. It will blow up any full, unopened soda cans left in the car(I know this for a fact). It will melt six boxes of 64 each Crayola crayons into a mess worthy of the largest candle you burn.

Travelers walking out of McCarren Airport in Las Vegas had this to say about the heat when walking out the doors, "Holy F***!" Little do they know drinking alcohol will also dehydrate a person -and the casinos are not exactly posting notices. Bad for profits.

Not even a fool in Las Vegas would spend a day at the pool in this searing sun. We have plenty of fools who live here, I know.

I must be one of them to live here in the summer.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Are we still talking the dog here???

Now Mitt tells us the dog liked riding in the carrier on the top of his car. Which size carrier do you think he used? How does he know the dog liked it? He would jump into the carrier. I guess that beats being left along, doesn't it? Kind of like the Stockholm Syndrome.

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Romney-What was he thinking???



Mitt Romney. where is your head at? 12 hours on the roof of a car?

I would've kept that one a big secret...Either you thought it was okay or one of your kids leaked the story because they didn't know any better,either.
Young man, you lost big points on this one.

We're all gonna walk around shakin our heads wonderin, "What the hell is wrong with that boy!"

If your mama didn't teach you how to to take care of pets what makes you think we want you to care for our country??
You know that old saying, "I'd treat a dog better than that"..?
tut tut tut

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Oh Grow Up, or "I Want it First!!"

Oh, Grow up, Americans. For God sakes, we will sit in a line for three days to get a new phone and act like we just won the lottery after paying 600.00!!

When the X-Box 360 came out people waited for days to buy them and then tried to sell them for five times the retail value.

The list goes on-remember Beanie Babies? Tickle Me Elmo? Cabbage Patch Dolls?
Parents were fighting each other each Christmas to get the latest toy for the kiddies, who could, I imagine, live without it for an extra few months.

The news covering the IPhone's debut is pathetic.

Honestly if the picture above is any indication of how empty of joy our lives are-we are pathetic.

In our culture we have to have it now-but more importantly -me first!!

What a bunch of losers we are.