Freakin Passwords....

Who could have predicted it twenty five years ago? The only password anyone needed was the one we played in that stupid game...

If there is any doubt in the universe about old peoples' inability to remember as they age-I say, get over it...

We need passwords for our bank accounts, computer accounts, bill paying, telephones, answering services, school loans-any loans-any frickin where the information highway-sky way-and dirt path takes us we need a password.

Social security numbers as national id's? What a joke. We have so many passwords - social security is obsolete.

Mother's maiden name? Best friend in school? Name of elementary school? City you grew up in? Favorite pet's name?

Not only do we have passwords but we have backup questions to verify our passwords.

All these actions indicate we live in a world where information is so vulnerable we haven't quite figured out a system to protect ourselves.

Maybe we ought to develop something a little more stable-something that doesn't involve passwords.

And we think we are dang smart...

we really need to get over ourselves and solve some of these problems.

Teeheehee

Couldn't help it-just struck me as funny the minute I saw it...I still can't stop laughing. Thanks for the twisted humor..great brain!!

Dear Children, this is a Library...

Dear Children,

The picture in the center (above) shows a building called a Library. You can check out books(see the picture to the left) for free.

Sometimes, parents read stories to their children, that they check out at the library.

Some parents even go to the library with their children to choose books to read together.

Some parents even check out books to read themselves.

The library does not have video games to play. The library does not have candy, soda or sticker machines. It does not look like a WalMart inside.

The library really does have free books to read!

This is a public service announcement from a teacher who cares about you.

Or perhaps in some underground bomb shelter.

How did we get to this point? A most frightening vision-
a crazy power hungry vice president with a pacemaker.
An emotionally stunted immature president who plays frat boy with the world's leaders-
A sociopath Attorney General who could probably pass a lie detector test..
A group of syncopating buddies who have no clue as to what government has to do with people...
Isn't this the scariest??

Why wear underwear?

The question in my mind today. Why wear underwear? It is uncomfortable. It creates playground for yeast infections. One more marketing ploy to grab your dollars.

Why wear them??

What a waste. Pants looked bunched up in a wad. Who knows whether you wear them or not? Actually, who cares? I say, take them off! Save yourself some money. Put a little dash in your life! Take them to the trash!!

If Harry Potter died you'd know by now..

It's hard to believe they were so young when they started this saga.

I'm here to end the suspense. It's a great story. He does die. He also lives.

The best part is that very last chapter. I love happily ever afters..

and it leaves room for a new saga.

Now, Get on with your lives!!!

Add Starbucks to another overrated american obsess

Starbucks used to equal quality coffee at a reasonable price.

Until we, as usual, used our herd intelligence to overrate it, over inflate it and then show our willingness to pay over five dollars for a coffee drink.

How many more times can I say it, for cryin out loud-get a life!!

Starbucks raising prices again???

Guess what, folks..there is a sneaky little society of people out there who refuse to pay for that little cup holder, the emblem of pretentiousness and shallowness...

Those of us who refuse actually make our coffee at home, with quality beans and real coffee makers. We also buy our sickeningly sweet lattes and cappuccinos at 7-11!! Cold coffee drinks actually exist at the McDonald's drive through window..did you know that??

Don't start telling me about the quality at Starbucks.

Have you noticed lately, who is making those high priced, overinflated, mediocre drinks at your local FRANCHISE (as if you are buying something original..)

Yeah, the same kids who are cooking your burgers at McDonald's...

get a clue.