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Couldn't help it-just struck me as funny the minute I saw it...I still can't stop laughing. Thanks for the twisted humor..great brain!!

Dear Children, this is a Library...

Dear Children,

The picture in the center (above) shows a building called a Library. You can check out books(see the picture to the left) for free.

Sometimes, parents read stories to their children, that they check out at the library.

Some parents even go to the library with their children to choose books to read together.

Some parents even check out books to read themselves.

The library does not have video games to play. The library does not have candy, soda or sticker machines. It does not look like a WalMart inside.

The library really does have free books to read!

This is a public service announcement from a teacher who cares about you.

Or perhaps in some underground bomb shelter.

How did we get to this point? A most frightening vision-
a crazy power hungry vice president with a pacemaker.
An emotionally stunted immature president who plays frat boy with the world's leaders-
A sociopath Attorney General who could probably pass a lie detector test..
A group of syncopating buddies who have no clue as to what government has to do with people...
Isn't this the scariest??

Why wear underwear?

The question in my mind today. Why wear underwear? It is uncomfortable. It creates playground for yeast infections. One more marketing ploy to grab your dollars.

Why wear them??

What a waste. Pants looked bunched up in a wad. Who knows whether you wear them or not? Actually, who cares? I say, take them off! Save yourself some money. Put a little dash in your life! Take them to the trash!!

If Harry Potter died you'd know by now..

It's hard to believe they were so young when they started this saga.

I'm here to end the suspense. It's a great story. He does die. He also lives.

The best part is that very last chapter. I love happily ever afters..

and it leaves room for a new saga.

Now, Get on with your lives!!!

Add Starbucks to another overrated american obsess

Starbucks used to equal quality coffee at a reasonable price.

Until we, as usual, used our herd intelligence to overrate it, over inflate it and then show our willingness to pay over five dollars for a coffee drink.

How many more times can I say it, for cryin out loud-get a life!!

Starbucks raising prices again???

Guess what, folks..there is a sneaky little society of people out there who refuse to pay for that little cup holder, the emblem of pretentiousness and shallowness...

Those of us who refuse actually make our coffee at home, with quality beans and real coffee makers. We also buy our sickeningly sweet lattes and cappuccinos at 7-11!! Cold coffee drinks actually exist at the McDonald's drive through window..did you know that??

Don't start telling me about the quality at Starbucks.

Have you noticed lately, who is making those high priced, overinflated, mediocre drinks at your local FRANCHISE (as if you are buying something original..)

Yeah, the same kids who are cooking your burgers at McDonald's...

get a clue.

How the Wizard of Oz freaked out a nation of ...

Try to explain this movies to kids from another culture/country. How the flying monkeys freaked out generations of little kids-terror at being picked off in the night from the darkened skies. How the witches evil laugh rang through the ears of thousands of kids-identifying with that one aunt, teacher or evil neighbor lady who hated the dog.

How even the munchkins-had an aura of danger to them-most terrifying? The lollipop boys with their man voices and grown up scowls.

The Wizard of Oz is an American classic which depicts all the linear lines of good and evil for American culture. No sneakiness. No subtle acts-outright evil and bursting forth with righteousness.

It's no wonder we are so screwed up. lol